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25 December 2006

Things I've Learnt This Christmas

  1. Sellotape is gay
  2. Non-rectangular presents are a bitch to wrap
  3. There's never enough roast potatoes
  4. There's always too much mashed potato
  5. Some people like to replace the more conventional notion of a Christmas Tree with a giant, pink penis. (Only messing, Spooky! :D)

Merry 2006, everyone!

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