If HTML was really useful...

<noboyfriend>Let's have sex!</noboyfriend>

Google AdWords

So I logged on to Google Mail today and saw this "targeted" Google AdWord:

She Pee. P-mate UK Shop. - www.shepee.co.uk - No more squatting. Women can now pee standing up easily & discreetly

Penis envy or what?

Note to Google (as I post this on their Blogger service): I have a real cock.